NOTHING WILL EVER COME OUT OF THIS
Ceramic fog canisters made to demonstrate the effects of foggy reasoning. Shown as part of 11 Most Dangerous Toys of 2011 show at Soil Art Gallery, December 2011.
This Fog in the can is sold in the toy aisle for adults as young as 40-years-old.
Remarkably, the package insert instructs, in part, as follows:
"Never attempt any reasoning or cognitive functions, including making major life decisions, under the influence of fog. This fog canister, also known as "Poof" or "The Fogger of the Bride" is designed for middle aged to older adults ONLY (prolonged use my result in occasional and accidental marriage). The only function on this fog should be a controlled fantasy exercise. No other functions should occur other then [sic] controlled fantastical flights of imagination."
The many hazards associated with fog use should make it apparent to manufacturers, retailers and users that using this product can lead to dissolution of reality, foggy vision and impair rational reasoning in many adults.